Saturday, January 5, 2013

Groping is Good!

Your thoughts: 
This article is about squeezing boobs. According to the research, the motions associated with squeezing breasts helps to prevent breast cancer.

Unfortunately, there was no link between squeezing breasts and curing breast cancer that had already developed.



But the benefits are not all for the woman!



Another study found that staring at breasts increases heart health in men.




While some might point toward the slight differences in these studies, I prefer to look at the magnitude of similarities. The secret to good health clearly goes like this:
- wife removes clothing from the waist up,
- husband stares,
- husband grabs, in squeezing motion.
- EVERYBODY WINS!


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4 comments:

  1. Has, awesome find Usagi!

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  2. Thank you, Mike.

    After I came across the first article (had seen the second a few years back, it was easy to find), I tried to find similar studies based on the female posterior... just for a balanced approach, of course!

    To no avail, unfortunately. I found no similar studies regarding groping or staring at a woman's backside. That's OK, though. I'd just as soon stare at and grope my wife's boobs.

    :)

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  3. Totally get that, man.

    Say, do you have an email? I wanted to write and ask a few questions. Thanks.

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  4. I do have an email - it should be the same as on my blogger profile: usagi.dojo@tds.net

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